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MEOW

We love Alpha Male. Alpha Male bought us a climbing tree thing. But it doesn't smell like a tree, but We like it anyway. And We have catnip. @.@ Yay!

And We have nothing to write, but We thought We'd make Ourselves known so that everyone knows We are still around and are still working on Our mission.

Signing off.

Report to the Whiskered One

We haven't been feeling well. We don't like the cold and We think We maybe ate something that was bad, because We have been throwing up. Not hairballs, that would have been natural, but... We are much better now at least. Now We are just tired and We lie indoors, cooped up in Alpha Male's bed. It's cozy there. So, not much to report, sadly.

Agent 00Tail signing off

HUNGRY!!!

We need food. We also need to know where we are. We are lost. =T_T= Give Us food!

And tummy rub.

We have been on a journey, searching for the answers. And maybe a female or two. When you are neutured there isn't so much you can do though. Hm... We wants life, but apparently We can't have that. Or kittens. We want kittens. o(=.=)o

We are going home now though, and We wonders if We are missed by Alpha Male...

Report to the Whiskered One

... We ventured outside yesterday in search of mice and birds. We found none, but we found a Hairless one who almost smelled like the Great Kings. This Hairless male gave Us good things and We liked it.

Alpha Male has discovered Our journal and it can read it too. O.o We had a conversation with it. It amused Us.

Agent 00Tail signing off

meow meow mrrrow purr purr ♥




Report to the Whiskered One

The Hairless ones have something they call a party. Not much of a party. No fish. Not much... And no cream. We need cream to have a party. Really now. And no mice to feast upon and no dogs to tease. Stupid party. But still. A lot of good toys around, lots of extra skin on the Hairless ones, lots of things to attack. Had a good night.

Will be getting a device called an instant messenger ♥ To amuse myself with.

Agent 00Tail signing off

Hairless ones wants to steal Us? We can understand that, since We're adorable, but it still confuses Us somewhat. Hm... Now We want cream. Preferably whipped.

We have all our Hairless ones whipped, speaking of which.

MROW! ^.^

Report to the Whiskered One

Unforseen problems have appeared for us. We have realized that the Milky Net somehow got mixed up with the Hairlesses "Internet" and Our page is submitted to at least a few of the Hairless ones. What is worse, a select few of them seems to understand Nekonokotoba. The positive thing is that other Hairless ones apparently don't believe them when they state this, which can work in Our advantage. Another good thing is that We can spy on the Hairless ones' network and see how they spend their days, and maybe We can gather more information about their strange society.

Will now go and wait for Alpha Male and cuddles, because We likes that a lot.

Agent 00Tail signing off

Report to the Whiskered One:

New person (not alpha male but nice) talked in Nekonokotoba with Us. We likes it but it's confusing when Hairless ones speak in Nekonokotoba. Will need further investigation. May or may not leave Our Realm today. May search for Hissing Omega Male, because it amuses Us. It makes Slither noices without being Slithery One.

Will continue Our investigation. Our realm is still inhabited by four hairless ones, one Food Person who thinks he's alpha male but is not, one Food Person who is Alpha female, one young omega female and the real Alpha male, all though it is young, it's still Our friend, as far as the Hairless ones go and we enjoy its company. Especially when it gives Us tummyrubs. >3

Will investigate new Hairless one with red head that talked in Nekonokotoba.

Agent 00Tail signing off

Mreow!

Big food person (alpha male) played with Us today. Tiny paws but fun paws and Big Food Person (alpha male) sounds fun when We attack his paws.
Big Food Person (alpha female) gave Us food. Food is good. Fish.
Lovely little person (personal alpha male) gave Us pets and tummy rub. We likes that.
We had a good day.